Luckily, Americans are often clever and resourceful people (again, I don’t know the percentage), and many strategies for beating drug tests have been discovered. It’s late over here in the Czech Republic, but before I take a codeine pill and go to bed, I just want to share with you one article that I found tonight upon researching the subject. It is entitled “Fooling the Bladder Cops” and is a fairly comprehensive collection of information on how to beat drug tests.
During a job interview, have you ever been asked to urinate for your new employer? New applicants for many of the Fortune 500 corporations are now being forced to take a drug test. In fact, 15 million will be tested this year. Drug by-products can be detected in urine, blood, hair, external residue, and even perspiration! Drugs aren't the only things they test for; employers are using urinalysis to test women for pregnancy. Pregnant women are getting laid off or denied employment after taking such a test. Parents are spying on their children. The DOD Directive requires the military to screen all active duty members annually. If you don't want to be a victim of the drug war, this text will help you. If you are well known, this text may protect your reputation. I strongly recommended that drug users (pot smokers in particular) read this. Other drugs are covered as well, but marijuana is the main focus of this paper.
Anonymous A-hole, good luck with your test tomorrow. I really hope you pass.