1. One in ten Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.
2. Giant squid eat each other – especially during sex.
3. Jimi Hendrix pretended to be gay to be discharged from the US Army.
4. One in six children in the UK thinks that broccoli is a baby tree. Cute, huh? Stupid little fucks.
5. One in 18 people has a third nipple, but it is often disguised as a freckle or mole.
6. The Spanish Flu of 1918/1919 was known as French Flu in Spain.
7. The Japanese word “chokuegambo” describes the wish for more designer shops in a given street.
3 comments:
Of course I giggled thoughout this post, but mom and I especially liked the flu one. Of course, you need to blame it on the other guy. Right?
I nursed from my mom's third nipple.
She had 17 sisters (two nipples each).
Baby tree? Did I read that correctly? God almighty what is the world coming to? But I will put my unwashed massed of white trash up against your Euro-trash anyday. Hell some of these people think that spandex is a good idea when you weigh 300 pounds. Mm mmm good.
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