Thursday, July 28, 2005

Rapper Name Vote

DD, Monkey and yours truly have been trying to come up with a rapper name for Max. DD’s, by the way is Snoop Dave Flava Flav. If Monkey has one, he has not admitted to it. So far, these were the two best the lads could come up with for me:

Ghetto-Momma Maxima

and

Maxima DeBeauvoir-DeGhetto.

Before we make a final decision with which I will have to live for the rest of my life, I would like to ask the rest of my blog homies to tell me your preference or, if you are so inspired, to submit other ideas.

Thanking you.

Max x

40 comments:

No way George Michael is gay said...

So I saw on behind the music last night that George Michael is gay. I am still in shock.

Monkey said...

Yeah, Liberace too. I'm still processing the grief.

I Heart George Michael said...

Totally...! And what, a guy can't wear super short shorts, have a faux beard, sleep with men and really like leather without being gay?

Come on!!!

Monkey said...
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Devastatin' Dave said...

I'm sticking with Ghetto-Momma Maxima.

Riggs is Crazy said...

M to the A to the X

Sinister Steve said...

Sir-Bitch-A-Lot

Skeeter said...

B-Lo Minnie Max

Anonymous A-Hole said...

MC Maximus

Max said...

DD - good.
Riggs - good.
SS- you're just mean.
Skeeter - good.
Brothuh - you can do better than that.

George Michael said...

Vargon - Destroyer of The Universe!

Max said...

George Michael, you are meant to be writing me a haiku instead.

Devastatin' Dave said...

I like Riggs'name better than the one I came up with. He's got the haps in O-land.

Sinister Steve said...

MM Smokin a Cool J

Anonymous A-Hole said...

You're right.

How about Queen O' The Reefa?

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Okay, that's lame too.

Should we be ignoring the obvious, M&M?

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Or how about The Notorious B-L-O-G?

Anonymous A-Hole said...

DJ Loo?

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Tu-Wang Clan

Anonymous said...

"Pick it, pack it, fire it up,
Come along,
Take a hit from the bong.
Put the blunt down,
Just for a second,
Don't get me wrong,
It's not a new method,
Inhale, exhale...
Just got an ounce in the mail."

Anonymous A-Hole said...

I'm not sure how Cypress Hill would be a good rap name for you.

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Oh, but wait, I get it:

B. Real

Clever, if I do say so.

Anonymous A-Hole said...

At least I entertain me. That's what's important.

Riggs is Crazy said...

The Notorious B-L-O-G?

That has my vote.

Tits Malone said...

how about Juicy M?

Anonymous said...

try this http://gangstaname.com/index.php

Anonymous said...

so you'd be Mad Cow Hoopti Rida

Tits Malone said...

MM,

I did your "real" name with the automatic "gasta" name generator and it came out "Trip-n-Fall Melon Balls"....mine was "Ugly Rhino Banga" what the fuck???!!!! I hate that name!!! but it was funny none the less...

Max said...

SS - much better
Brothuh - much better
TM - like the short catchy one

Monkey said...

Hooray, but I'm winner.

Max said...

I still like Maxima DeBeauvoir-DeGhetto. These are my reasons:
- very bling
- awesome rhythm
- first name like a porn mag
- historically accurate, i.e. I grew up in a ghetto, and De Beauvoir is part of my London address.

Max said...

Thank you, my Monkey.

kd said...

YOU? GHETTO? you lie, sistuh. don' you be tryin' to be comin' off as no ghetto bi-ach.

otherwise, I agree with everything else...

Monkey said...

Mwah.

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Which ghetto was that? I'm confused.

Max said...

90210.

Knottyboy said...

Maxine deGutta
MWAH,
k

Anonymous A-Hole said...

Ah, that "ghetto."

Personally, though, I think your "rap name" should have more street cred. Your name needs to appeal to the average O.G.

Max said...

Anon A-hole - as you know, I don't even know what O.G. means.

Anonymous said...

Lets go old skool not gangsta. You need letter names like Double 'M hold tha B' before you can join my crew,
MC Y-Fronts