DD, Monkey and yours truly have been trying to come up with a rapper name for Max. DD’s, by the way is Snoop Dave Flava Flav. If Monkey has one, he has not admitted to it. So far, these were the two best the lads could come up with for me:
Ghetto-Momma Maxima
and
Maxima DeBeauvoir-DeGhetto.
Before we make a final decision with which I will have to live for the rest of my life, I would like to ask the rest of my blog homies to tell me your preference or, if you are so inspired, to submit other ideas.
Thanking you.
Max x
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So I saw on behind the music last night that George Michael is gay. I am still in shock.
Totally...! And what, a guy can't wear super short shorts, have a faux beard, sleep with men and really like leather without being gay?
Come on!!!
I'm sticking with Ghetto-Momma Maxima.
Sir-Bitch-A-Lot
DD - good.
Riggs - good.
SS- you're just mean.
Skeeter - good.
Brothuh - you can do better than that.
Vargon - Destroyer of The Universe!
George Michael, you are meant to be writing me a haiku instead.
I like Riggs'name better than the one I came up with. He's got the haps in O-land.
MM Smokin a Cool J
"Pick it, pack it, fire it up,
Come along,
Take a hit from the bong.
Put the blunt down,
Just for a second,
Don't get me wrong,
It's not a new method,
Inhale, exhale...
Just got an ounce in the mail."
how about Juicy M?
try this http://gangstaname.com/index.php
so you'd be Mad Cow Hoopti Rida
MM,
I did your "real" name with the automatic "gasta" name generator and it came out "Trip-n-Fall Melon Balls"....mine was "Ugly Rhino Banga" what the fuck???!!!! I hate that name!!! but it was funny none the less...
SS - much better
Brothuh - much better
TM - like the short catchy one
I still like Maxima DeBeauvoir-DeGhetto. These are my reasons:
- very bling
- awesome rhythm
- first name like a porn mag
- historically accurate, i.e. I grew up in a ghetto, and De Beauvoir is part of my London address.
Thank you, my Monkey.
90210.
Maxine deGutta
MWAH,
k
Anon A-hole - as you know, I don't even know what O.G. means.
Lets go old skool not gangsta. You need letter names like Double 'M hold tha B' before you can join my crew,
MC Y-Fronts
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