12 years ago on TM’s birthday, there was an opening party at the British Council’s new centre in Ústí nad Labem. As lecturers at the university, TM and I were invited to attend. It was a very big deal -- the British ambassador was there as well as both the British and Czech ministers of education and other assorted dignitaries. It was pretty unusual for Ústí and somewhat exciting.So we got dressed up, make-up and everything, and headed over to the British Council with our colleagues. There was champagne (can’t remember if it was real or just Bohemia sekt) and a spread of food that was really over-the-top elaborate, considering the time and the place.
We started drinking champagne and pretty soon TM had decided to play the birthday game where you just get lots of people to kiss you. Being 6 feet tall, attractive and having lush breasts, when TM tells a man to kiss her, he generally does.
For example, to the ambassador:
“Hi, my name’s TM. It’s my birthday. Can I have a kiss?”
Not one man said ‘no’ to TM that afternoon. Legendary.
Happy Birthday, TM. I dare you to do it again this year.
Big kisses
Max
5 comments:
I seem to recall the British Ambassador trembling slightly before planting one on me...given a push in the right direction, I bet he would have proved to be quite pervy...hahahaha
I have a very blurry memory of how the night ended...but I think there was either an American band or a British band involved somewhere (I always had a weakness for musicians)...tee hee
Thank you for the blogg I am very flattered!
12 years ago...does this mean I am offically a cougar? Or still just a puma?
I am heading to the bar now and I shall do us all proud and try not to be filmed for the six o'clock news trying to kiss Conrad Black (the thieving bastard!)
Tits,
You should be the Canada's special represenative to the UN. Kind of like Angelina Jolie.
Couple shakes of those jugs and you'll have Israel and Iran singing Kumbaya
TM, your memory of how the night ended can't be that blurry. We spent some time drinking with the band at Hvězda - I am pretty sure they were British but I have no idea how or where we met them.
SS, I second your nomination.
SS I third your nomination.
Tits, Cougar`s rock! more power to you.
Happy Birthday my fellow gang member.xo
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