Thursday, April 14, 2005

Haiku

On Monkey:
Clever, wonderful
Uniquely mischievous, thank
fuck there's only one

On DD:
Lover of monkeys
Distant and mysterious
Hates photos of self

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clever and wonderful wants to go to Fifteen, pls.

Max said...

Max is going to London 3 times in the next 4 months. If clever and wonderful buys himself a plane ticket, Max will be more than happy to book a table.

Knottyboy said...

When your monkey is bad...do you spank your monkey?
k

Max said...

Oh, k, you know I do, as often as I can, as often as is necessary. But believe me, it hurts me more than it hurts my Monkey.

Anonymous said...

Monkey Max
What's in your pants?
Is it dong?
Or something long, long gone?

Max said...

Jesus, anon, it has long ago been established on this blog that I am a girl - a real one. I do not now have, nor have I ever had, a ding-dong of my very own. But before you jump to another erroneous conclusion, let me just say, in words borrowed from the Mad Canadian: "I like cock."

Dave said...

I am honored that I am haiku worthy.

Anonymous said...

Shut up and pay your taxes.