I shall call him “Steve” because he needs a fictional name and I quite like the idea of naming him after rtm’s cat.
Steve was a big score for me, mostly because he was:
1. age appropriate;
2. heterosexual; and
3. not currently married.
I have a hard time managing all three of these elements at once. Steve had additional positive qualities but they are now, unfortunately, a moot point.
Steve at first said lovely things to me like:
“I have fancied you since the first time I saw you,” and
“Do you realise how incredibly sexy you are?”
- you know, things a woman appreciates hearing over and over again.
Later Steve said, “I know I am being incredibly stupid in turning down a nearly perfect package, but I do not want a relationship right now.”
I had, and still have, two problems with that statement:
1. What did he mean by “nearly” perfect?
2. Why do men always assume that a woman wants to dive straight into a relationship?
AN OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL MEN IN GENERAL AND NO MAN IN PARTICULAR:
• just because you may be handsome enough to attract a woman, or
• entertaining enough to make a woman laugh, or
• intelligent enough to engage a woman in conversation, or
• capable of fucking a woman with some degree of skill,
IT DOES NOT THEREFORE FOLLOW THAT A WOMAN WILL IMMEDIATELY WANT TO POSSESS YOU FOREVER.
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK AND GET OVER YOURSELVES.
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So "Steve" is a heterosexual even though he engages in "the love that dare not speak it's name"?
DD, what are you on about? Have you not realised that I am a girl? A real one: the kind with breasts etc. I will ask Monkey to send you a photograph.
No, I haven't realised that, in spite of me efforts. I wanna see pics with breasteses and a hoo-hoo dilly.
DD, Monkey said that you are really sharp but I have never been mistaken for a gay man before.
I have asked Monkey to send you a photograph.
You say 'breasteses' just like Monkey, but where did you learn 'hoo-hoo'? That is what I say, when I am not using more vulgar terms, that is.
First, I apologize for the gender mixup. Now I can offend in an appropriate manner.
I think I got hoo-hoo dilly from South Park.
If you think your rant of hetero-men is bad...try dealing with the stupidity and Canadian at the same time....and you wonder why I fly over the Atlantic for sex??
Tits Malone
You forgot:
Never pull out your blackberry and begin to punch the buttons in order to show us much money you are worth. That is just tasteless. Besides I know much you are worth, I picked the place remember?
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