Monday, April 18, 2005

Monday haiku

On Jesus:
Jesus is our friend
He gives us money for beer
He likes us to drink

On the leader of our country:
Bush is an asshole
Jesus does not like him be-
cause he does not drink

On dating:
One evening Jono
texted to say: "How's the date?
Jesus would do you."


Devastatin' Dave said...

My first attempt at haiku:

Devastatin' Dave!
Devastatin' Dave is cool!
Devastatin' Dave!

Monkey's Max said...