On Friday night we went to bed at about 3.30. Jono got in first and then right when I got in, he let one rip. It is only worth writing about because it was absolutely the worst smelling fart I have ever been subjected to in my whole life. We were so disgusted by it/impressed with it that we talked about it all weekend.
On Sunday night all 6 of us went to bed early. Jono said that he was feeling bloated and so he was going to take a Déflatine. I asked him what it was and he described it as “a tablet that makes you burp and fart so that you can get everything out of you.” He made me take one too. It did absolutely nothing to me but it worked instantly and effectively on Jono. He was enjoying it so much he took another. It was hilarious: he really just farted again and again and again, and then he started belching, and he stood up so he could start the burps deeper and then he farted some more. We were giggling like idiots and we could sustain the hilarity because nothing smelled like his killer fart had on Friday.
Jono, I know you may not have wanted me to write about your fart fest; please just consider it a free personal ad.
10 comments:
MM,
Seriously, I have been laughing so much about this Deflatine - I am off to try and find some! I can hardly wait to meet Jono...nothing like a farting contest to break the ice!
TM, you are such a weird girl. I'll bring Jono to Dublin with me.
MM,
I know I am crazy but I hope I am at least an interesting dinner companion...(aside from all the drinking, swearing, eating and acting like a whore)
Off topic - isn't it borcek season - or is it over by now? I remember it being near the Canadian Thanksgiving but I could be (and most likely) wrong...if not have a few glasses for me...I really miss that juice!
Canadians have Thanksgiving? What the hell for? Are you guys thankful for the 10 feet of snow you get or an average temperature of 10 degrees?
Hey TM, yes it is burčák season. I haven't had any yet - dangerous stuff. Check the Prague Post; there was a link from Prague Daily Monitor to a very informative burčák story in the Post. I'll look for it for you later. I am just leaving work now (please note the time).
SS, way to give the Canucks a hard time.
Stairs, that's cruel. Jono behaves much better when he's on a date, I am sure. Or at least somewhat better.
Asshole, where have you been? It figures you would finally show your face for a fart post.
Man! Could you not have posted this blog three weeks ago? I was sooo constipated and couldn't let out a well needed fart while working in an airconditioned congress hall and eating the same food everyday. Oh well, at least now I am aware of Deflatine. I just hope they sell it in Quebec. Quebec is a little different than Canada we don't have Taco Bell but we are getting and H&M soon!
Chatsy, don't worry about the Déflatine - the Taco Bell should do the trick.
Stairs, I am sure Jono appreciates your endorsement. Any chance you will in London the weekend of the 7th? I'll be over for a wedding (hence the hen weekend).
CP,
What could you possibly want with Detroit?
I have to drive an hour over the Quebec AKA Little France and Ontario border to find the nearest Taco Bell. Open the windows!
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