Thursday, September 08, 2005

Lawyer Jokes

- What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- A good start.

I am starting a collection for Sinister Steve.
All contributions welcome.
No joke too offensive.

As DD would say, do your worst.


Tits Malone said...

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

Anonymous said...

man that is too much to remember

Anonymous said...

waking in the morn
try to get up but can not
morning wood present

Anonymous said...

Oh My Sauce Tosser
Oh I Love To Wrestle You
Uh Oh! You Puked

Skeeter said...

What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?

A hooker will stop fucking you after you're dead.

Monkey's Max said...

Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?

A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

A: His lips are moving.

Monkey's Max said...

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?

A: Their personalities.