- What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- A good start.
I am starting a collection for Sinister Steve.
All contributions welcome.
No joke too offensive.
As DD would say, do your worst.
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The Enlightenment made explicit what had long been implicit in the intellectual life of Europe: the belief that rational inquiry leads to objective truth. Even those Enlightenment thinkers who distrusted reason…never relinquished their confidence in rational argument…For the ensuing 200 years, reason retained its position as the arbiter of truth and the foundation of objective knowledge…But reason is now on the retreat, both as an ideal and as a reality. - Roger Scruton, 1999
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
man that is too much to remember
waking in the morn
try to get up but can not
morning wood present
Oh My Sauce Tosser
Oh I Love To Wrestle You
Uh Oh! You Puked
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
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